{"product_id":"alright-yeah-you-white-tee","title":"Cornish - Alright? Yeah You White T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eDark Humour | Pub Culture | Nautical Style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot every sailor makes it back to shore… and not every pint should be trusted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis bold design features a drowning skull emerging from the depths, capturing that perfect mix of dark Cornish humour and old-school maritime grit. It’s the kind of design that feels right at home in a busy pub, after a few drinks, when the stories get louder and the jokes get darker.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInspired by coastal life, sea legends, and pub banter, this tee is made for those who appreciate humour with a bit of edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🍺 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStriking dark nautical design with a unique twist\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect blend of pub and Cornish humour + maritime heritage\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat conversation starter (especially after a pint or two)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for nights out, festivals, or everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 Product Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft, premium cotton T-shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfortable unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality DTG print (long-lasting and breathable)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorks best on darker colours for maximum contrast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Fit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue to size\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize up for a relaxed, oversized look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease check the size guide before ordering\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash inside out at 30°C\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not iron directly on the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePub lovers \u0026amp; beer drinkers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFans of dark humour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSailors \u0026amp; sea lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone who enjoys bold, graphic tees\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⚓ From the Coast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned with inspiration from life by the sea — where the weather’s rough, the pints are strong, and the humour is even stronger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Hakey Bay Clothing Co.Shipping Policy:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProcessing Time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll items are made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease allow 2–5 working days for your item to be printed and prepared before dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEstimated Delivery Times\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-United Kingdom: 3–7 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Europe: 4–9 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Worldwide: 5–12 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note: these are estimates, not guaranteed delivery times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll items are made to order and are therefore non-returnable unless faulty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease check sizing carefully before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. 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